Meet Sleigh Queen, the unapologetically festive blend that’ll carry you through Christmas Day with more grace than anyone at the family lunch deserves. Expect lush poached pear and caramilk chocolate, punched up with spiced apple juice brightness and wrapped in a soft, creamy mouthfeel that hits harder than the realisation you’re stuck with these people for another 12 hours.

It’s bold, indulgent, and smoother than the lie you tell about loving the family gift on Christmas morning (socks again!) — finally, something worth pretending to smile about.